Hewwoooo evwybuddy. Dis is Kooowoook’s widdow owder bwuder Apowwo again. I’m not going to tawk about dis or dat. But I am vewy happy to announce dat I hav a girwowfurrwend! Her name is Dinnerminz and she is vewy pwitty! Ku an Mama saw her dating pwofile Lookinz Fur Love, and dey tot we wood be a good match! We do have evwyting in common.
I hav had many hooman girwowfwends. Dey all swoon over my handsum bwoo eyes! But boootiful Dinnerminz is my first kitty girwowfurrwend! I am so happy! Meow, meow! We bowf enjoy sunbading and watching birdies. How cooowow is dat! Evendoo dis is a wong distins wewashunship I tink we can make it work. Dinnerminz is an independent girwow and I am a Mama’s boy so it shoowd work vewy well. Meow, meow!
Saw my picture online and
Mama took me home