Hewwoo Efurrybuddy, dis is Kooowooook’s owder widdow bwuder Apowwo agen. In yestawdayz bwoggy Kooowoook got a wuvwee awawd: The Mouses Awawd! He sed he had to consowt wif me becuz I am da mousie catcher. Mama even wote abouts it here.
Nywabwoooo, anuder boootifowl bwooooeyes, gave Koooo dis awawd, and she sayz to pass it on to two uder bwoggerz. So herwe dey aw:
Me handsum Bwooo Eyes longing for my sweet Dinnermintz
Hewwoo Evfurrybuddy! Dis iz Apowwo, Koowoook’s widdow owda bwuder and Dinnermintz widdow wion man Womeo! Kooowoook iz kind to wet me guest bwoggy today becuz I miss my boootifuw Dinnermintz. Me and Dinnermintz aw madwee in wuv. Shee wivs all da way awound da worwold, but we do not wet da wong distance get in da way of the deep wuv we hav furr each oder. I wote a wuv haiku for my pwuxourius Dinnermintz:
My bootifuw and pwuxurious Dinnermintz. Isn’t she Divine?
My Divine Boooty
You shine wikes da stars above
And burn in my heawt
I Astwal Twavel to my Dinnermintz in my dweems!
I bow down to yooos divine booty my Cweocatarar Dinnermintz
I twy to see and woo my Juwiet-Dinnermintz troo da compooterwebbanetz
Wooohooowooooo! Thank you efurryone who pawticipated in the Bad Poetry Day Contest co-hosted by me and my buddy Oz! I made Mama read me all the poems several times to make sure I could pick the worstest, and Oz and I easily agreed! Great poetic minds think alike! The winners are…