Hewwoooooos Efurrybuddies! Dis is Apowwo, Koooowoooook’s big bwofur. Firstweee, tank yooos fur all da wuvweee well-wishes! I furry much appweesheate it! Secundweee, Me and my most divineweeee pwuxurweeus emmawold eyed Dinnermintz sealed aw betwothal wif a most booootiful pwyvate wedding cewamony in Egypt, the land of aw ancestors. I wuvs yoos to infiniteeee my goddess of wuv and pwuxurweeeusnesss! xoxoxoxoxxoxooxo!
Finnowweeee, I am dowing ok. I sweep on my chair at nights and wounge in da gawden in da sunshine during da day. I cannot move myself more den a few feet at a time. Mama brings me to da potty in da mowning and befow bed and holds me up so I can weeweee. I cannot do it mysewf. Mama takes me efurrywhere and checks on me efurry hour except when she is working outside of home fur a few hours. But den my furbwings Zoe, and Ku, and Nalle check on me, and kitty cousin Callie, and buddy Winston fwum down da stweet. Mama awso got me my own special bowls fur me to eat and dwink in da gawden. Mama is my shining star! Here’s what’s I dooos: