Hewwooo Efurrybuddy! Dis is handsum bwooo eyes Apowwo, Koowoook’s big bwuder even dough I am widdow. I have been doing wots of tinking watewee and I have decided dat I must go see da wuv of my wife, my most boootifuwl and divinewee pwuxouweeus Dinnermintz who wives down unda.
Now I know dat I will sees her at da Queen of Hearts Valentine’s Ball next Fwyday, buts I want to sees her befowe dat. Mama says down unda is veweee fa away, so I am going to pack meself up now so I gets dere in time.
Yous see, wez are meant to bees togeder. Wes are star-cwosst wuvers, soul mates, and twin fwames.
Ok, so efurrybuddy please wish me wucks becuz I am going to pops the big question!!! I ams a widdow nervous too and have neveh twavelled wifout my Mama, but I knows in my hearts I must do dis!